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“Alert, Oriented, and Absolutely Over It” – Chaotic Nurse Hoodie
“Alert, Oriented, and Absolutely Over It” – Chaotic Nurse Hoodie
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This hoodie is warm, blunt, and just like you — present, responsive, and seconds away from a sarcastic outburst. Throw the hood up and mentally check out while staying physically on shift.
Details:
- Unisex fit with kangaroo pocket for snacks or sarcasm
- Soft fleece interior = emotional support layer
- Drawstring hood for built-in social distancing
- Built for night shift warriors and hallway avoiders
🛒 Add to cart — because you’re functioning… just not emotionally.
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
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