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“Alert, Oriented, and Absolutely Over It” – Chaotic Nurse Hoodie

“Alert, Oriented, and Absolutely Over It” – Chaotic Nurse Hoodie

Regular price $47.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $47.00 USD
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This hoodie is warm, blunt, and just like you — present, responsive, and seconds away from a sarcastic outburst. Throw the hood up and mentally check out while staying physically on shift.

 

Details:

 

  • Unisex fit with kangaroo pocket for snacks or sarcasm
  • Soft fleece interior = emotional support layer
  • Drawstring hood for built-in social distancing
  • Built for night shift warriors and hallway avoiders

 

 

🛒 Add to cart — because you’re functioning… just not emotionally.


Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

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