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“CPR Certified and Not Here for Your Drama” – Men’s Sarcastic Sweatshirt
“CPR Certified and Not Here for Your Drama” – Men’s Sarcastic Sweatshirt
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$37.00 USD
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Warm, comfortable, and emotionally unavailable — just like you. This sweatshirt is for the nurse who runs the code but runs away from drama. Loud enough to send a message. Soft enough to survive a 7-day stretch.
Details:
- Fleece interior for code blue comfort
- Unisex sizing with a masculine feel
- Durable screenprint for fade-free sarcasm
- Ideal for cold units and colder social settings
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
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