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“CPR Certified and Not Here for Your Drama” – No-BS Nurse Mug
“CPR Certified and Not Here for Your Drama” – No-BS Nurse Mug
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$16.00 USD
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This mug revives you, not the conversation. Sip your coffee and keep it moving while the unit implodes around you. You’re not here to play therapist — you’re here to caffeinate and document.
Details:
- 11 oz or 15 oz for maximum “don’t talk to me” energy
- Microwave & dishwasher safe
- Double-sided sarcasm for every angle
- Perfect for med rooms, break rooms, and awkward eye contact avoidance
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
🛒 Add to cart — because coffee fixes more than talking ever could.
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