You’ve got the skills to restart a heart — but absolutely zero interest in your coworkers’ relationship issues, petty arguments, or unnecessary meetings. This shirt is for the guy who handles codes, not conversations.
Certified to save lives. Not to deal with your nonsense.
Details:
Masculine unisex fit with strong sarcasm energy
Soft cotton blend built for long shifts and short patience
Statement graphic that lets the unit know what’s up
Wears well under scrubs, PPE, or pure annoyance
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
🛒 Add to cart — because you’re trained for emergencies, not drama.
