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“I’m Not Ignoring You. I’m Emotionally Unavailable.” – Sarcastic Long Sleeve

“I’m Not Ignoring You. I’m Emotionally Unavailable.” – Sarcastic Long Sleeve

Regular price $30.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $30.00 USD
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This long sleeve wraps you in comfort while keeping your availability levels at an all-time low. Perfect for avoiding drama, coworker oversharing, and patient families who ask too many questions.

 

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  • Midweight cotton for silent judgment season
  • Unisex relaxed fit
  • Tagless neckline for minimal irritation
  • Built for charting stations and calculated disappearances

 

 

🛒 Add to cart — because feelings aren’t in your scope of practice.



Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron

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