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“Alert, Oriented, and Absolutely Over It” – Burnout Nurse Sweatshirt

“Alert, Oriented, and Absolutely Over It” – Burnout Nurse Sweatshirt

Regular price $37.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $37.00 USD
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Comfy enough to wear while emotionally checked out. Blunt enough to let everyone know your mental status is stable… but your mood is circling the drain.

 

Perfect for chaotic units, night shift energy, and the look of “don’t ask me sh*t.”

 

Details:

 

  • Fleece-lined for soul-level comfort
  • Unisex fit with burnout-friendly stretch
  • Bold sarcasm print that survives shift trauma and laundry
  • Pairs well with caffeine, complaints, and contempt

 

 

🛒 Add to cart — because you’re here, you’re alert, and you’ve had enough.


Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean

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