“Vitals Stable. Nurse Unstable.” – Sarcastic Healthcare Long Sleeve

Warm enough for cold units, sarcastic enough for your charting style.

Details:

• Midweight cotton
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Tagless
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Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron