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“Alert, Oriented, and Absolutely Over It” – Sarcastic Long Sleeve
“Alert, Oriented, and Absolutely Over It” – Sarcastic Long Sleeve
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This long sleeve is your emotional status update — tired, responsive, and one eye roll away from a write-up. Perfect for when you’re just coherent enough to function, but far too done to care.
Details:
- Midweight cotton blend for those long, cold shifts
- Unisex relaxed fit
- Tagless neckline so it’s not one more thing irritating you
- Great for hiding burnout and social obligations
🛒 Add to cart — because being conscious doesn’t mean being cheerful.
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron
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