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“Alert, Oriented, and Absolutely Over It” – Sarcastic Long Sleeve

“Alert, Oriented, and Absolutely Over It” – Sarcastic Long Sleeve

Regular price $30.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $30.00 USD
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This long sleeve is your emotional status update — tired, responsive, and one eye roll away from a write-up. Perfect for when you’re just coherent enough to function, but far too done to care.

 

Details:

 

  • Midweight cotton blend for those long, cold shifts
  • Unisex relaxed fit
  • Tagless neckline so it’s not one more thing irritating you
  • Great for hiding burnout and social obligations

 

 

🛒 Add to cart — because being conscious doesn’t mean being cheerful.


Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron

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