“Vitals Stable. Nurse Unstable.” – Funny Healthcare Tee

The patient’s fine. You’re not. This tee is a shift summary in five words.

Details:

• Unisex fit
• Soft cotton
• Sarcasm print that survives codes and caffeine spills
  🛒 Add to cart — because your mental status isn’t chartable.

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat