Because nothing says “I’ve got my life together” like a cracked phone case and a triple shot of espresso at 6 AM.
This case is built to survive the trauma you cause, the trauma you document, and the trauma you ignore. Whether you’re answering call lights with a side of judgment or rage-texting in the med room, this sarcastic masterpiece has your chaotic little hands covered.
Fits iPhone 13 through 16 like your favorite pair of scrubs: slightly stained, emotionally worn, but dependable as hell.
💬 Features:
Fits iPhone 13, 14, 15 & 16
Shock-absorbing, sass-approved durability
Slim fit with maximum attitude
Transparent edges so the chaos “floats”
Exclusive design for nurses, CNAs, and burnt-out healthcare heroes everywhere
Care instructions - Clean the case with soft, damp cotton or microfiber cloth. Avoid using chemicals.
🛒 Add to cart — because caffeine can’t protect your phone, but this case can.
