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“Running on Caffeine, Chaos, and Questionable Decisions” – Unisex Nurse Sweatshirt

“Running on Caffeine, Chaos, and Questionable Decisions” – Unisex Nurse Sweatshirt

Regular price $37.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $37.00 USD
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Cozy enough to comfort your trauma. Loud enough to warn others. This sweatshirt is for healthcare workers who’ve mastered the art of staying warm while staying unbothered.

 

Wear it to your next shift, your next meltdown, or both.

 

Details:

 

  • Fleece-lined softness for brutal shifts
  • Classic unisex fit for comfort & chaos
  • Ribbed cuffs to keep the sarcasm contained
  • Machine washable (even after code brown)

 



Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean

 

 

🛒 Add to cart — because emotional support hoodies aren’t covered by insurance.

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