This hoodie is your shift wrapped in fabric: unpredictable, messy, and somehow still showing up. Hood up, sarcasm on — you’re doing your best and that’s… something.
The chaos is certified. The comfort is non-negotiable.
Details:
Unisex fit with front pouch for snacks or rage
Soft AF interior — perfect for mental disassociation
Machine washable after emotional spills
Made for night shifts, code reds, and IDGAF energy
Care instructions - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
