“Certified Shit Show” – Unisex Nurse Sweatshirt

This is the emotional support sweatshirt for the walking disaster that is your shift. Warm, soft, and just judgmental enough to match your vibe.

You don’t need therapy — you need this sweatshirt (and maybe also therapy).

Details:

• Cozy fleece-lined interior
• Unisex sizing with chaos-friendly stretch
• Built for trauma bonding and temperature drops
• Holds up after back-to-back-to-back shifts

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean

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