You’re strong. Reliable. On wheels (mentally). This shirt is for the guy who gets dragged through night shift like a busted coffee cart — holding everything together with sarcasm and duct tape.
Built to last. Barely functioning. Completely over it.
Details:
Masculine fit for real-deal night shifters
Soft cotton blend that feels better than sleep
Bold sarcasm screenprint that doesn’t fade (unlike your energy)
Looks good under scrubs, stress, and fluorescent lighting
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
🛒 Add to cart — because you’re running on caffeine and pure spite.
