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“CPR Certified and Not Here for Your Drama” – Chaos-Proof Nurse Hoodie

“CPR Certified and Not Here for Your Drama” – Chaos-Proof Nurse Hoodie

Regular price $37.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $37.00 USD
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Throw the hood up and check out emotionally. This hoodie’s got everything: warmth, sarcasm, and a built-in excuse to ignore the gossip flying around the nurse’s station.

 

You’ll revive the patient, not the group chat.

 

Details:

Unisex fit with front pocket for stethoscope or suppressed judgment

Ultra-soft interior for post-code recovery

Bold graphic, subtle warning

Night shift approved. Gossip not included.



Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

 

🛒 Add to cart — because you’re here to save lives, not feelings.

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