This is your official “leave me the hell alone” uniform. Soft. Warm. Unapologetically antisocial. Just throw it on and let the sweatshirt speak for you while you conserve every last drop of energy.
Details:
Fleece interior for comfort and emotional shielding
Unisex fit made for cozy isolation
Holds up through silence, sarcasm, and staffing shortages
Great for avoiding hallway conversations
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not iron - Do not dryclean
