This hoodie is your new sleep-deprived uniform. Soft. Sarcastic. Slightly unhinged. The perfect thing to wear when your body thinks it’s midnight but it’s actually… who knows?
Hide your dark circles, hold your snacks, and pretend you’re fine.
Details:
•Unisex fit with kangaroo pocket for chaos storage
•Drawstring hood: built-in social shield
•Cozy interior for when sleep is a myth
•Works for naps, rage scrolls, and emotional spirals
Care instructions - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
🛒 Add to cart — because your internal clock is never coming back.
