Cold unit? Hot mess? This sweatshirt wraps you in warmth while your sleep schedule crumbles into ash. Wear it to night shift, therapy, or the graveyard (shift or actual).
It’s cozy, chaotic, and permanently confused — just like you.
Details:
•Fleece-lined for soul-level comfort
•Unisex sizing that forgives all sins
•Great for layering over disappointment
•Holds up after shift #4 in a row
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not iron - Do not dryclean
