Comfy, blunt, and emotionally unavailable — just like you. This sweatshirt wraps you in sarcasm and lets everyone know you’re hanging on by a thread and a hoodie.
Perfect for the guy who shows up, shuts down, and gets the job done.
Details:
Fleece-lined for burnout comfort
Unisex fit with room to emotionally detach
Holds up after shifts, snark, and skipped lunches
Matches dark circles and darker moods
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not iron - Do not dryclean
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