“Fluent in Sarcasm, IV Drips, and Bad Decisions” – Sarcastic Nurse Long Sleeve

Introducing our Unisex Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee, designed for those who embrace humor and individuality. This soft, environmentally-friendly tee is perfect for expressing your personality while keeping cozy. Its thicker vintage feel adds a touch of nostalgia, making it a great choice for casual outings or relaxed weekends at home. The classic fit ensures comfort for everyone, making it ideal for adults who appreciate both style and substance. It's versatile enough to be worn on casual Fridays, laid-back brunches, or simply for lounging around. This tee is a fun gift for friends, family, or for treating yourself. It's particularly great for holidays like birthdays and celebrations where laughter is key. Show off your unique vibe with ease!

Product features
- Environmentally-friendly cotton for a thicker vintage feel
- Seamless tubular knit reduces fabric waste and enhances aesthetic
- Elastic ribbed knit collar retains shape beautifully
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams, preventing stretching
- Available in various cotton blends for diverse colors

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron

Extra sleeve coverage for hiding the regret of your last double shift. Perfect for the nurse who can insert an IV and a snarky comment in under 30 seconds.

Details:

• Midweight cotton for year-round sarcasm
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Tagless comfort for burnout-friendly wear
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