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“Fluent in Sarcasm, IV Drips, and Bad Decisions” – Chaotic Nurse Hoodie

“Fluent in Sarcasm, IV Drips, and Bad Decisions” – Chaotic Nurse Hoodie

Regular price $47.00 USD
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Stay cozy and stylish with this Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt. Perfect for casual outings or lounging at home, this hoodie brings a relaxed vibe to your wardrobe. The spacious kangaroo pocket is ideal for keeping your hands warm, while the adjustable drawstring hood adds a touch of practicality. Made from a durable cotton-polyester blend, it offers the comfort you need all day long. Ideal for those who appreciate a bit of humor and wit, this sweatshirt is a great gift for friends or family during holidays, birthdays, or just because. Celebrate your unique style any time of year!

Product features
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth and convenience.
- Adjustable drawstring hood adds practicality and style.
- Seamless tubular knit construction for a sleek look and less fabric waste.
- Durable 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend ensures comfort and longevity.
- Embroidery options available for a personalized touch.

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

 

The hoodie that says it all — you’re bilingual in sarcasm and survival. Hood up for isolation, pocket full of snacks or regret.

Details:

 

  • Unisex fit with kangaroo pocket
  • Soft fleece lining for shift survival
  • Drawstring hood for petty privacy
    🛒  Add to cart — because sarcasm is your native tongue.

 

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