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“I’ll Drop an IV and Your Ego in Less Than 30 Seconds” – Men’s Chaos Hoodie

“I’ll Drop an IV and Your Ego in Less Than 30 Seconds” – Men’s Chaos Hoodie

Regular price $47.00 USD
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Hood up. Ego down. This hoodie is for the nurse who doesn’t miss — not in veins, not in shade, not in sarcasm. You’re good at your job, and this hoodie makes sure everyone knows it.

 

Details:

 

  • Unisex fit with front pouch for supplies or savagery
  • Soft fleece for post-shift chilling or IV-line killing
  • Drawstring hood = built-in “don’t test me” mode
  • Made for flexing, even when exhausted

 



Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

 

🛒 Add to cart — because you’re clinically dangerous in the best way.

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