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“I Came. I Cared. I Dissociated.” – Funny Nurse Tee

“I Came. I Cared. I Dissociated.” – Funny Nurse Tee

Regular price $26.00 USD
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The holy trinity of every long shift: show up, care (briefly), and mentally disappear into the void. This tee is for every nurse, CNA, and healthcare worker who’s perfected the art of emotional detachment while still doing the job.

 

Perfect for trauma bays, night shifts, and ignoring hallway drama.

 

Details:

 

  • Unisex fit for burnout bodies and savage souls
  • Soft cotton for comfort while mentally checking out
  • Bold screenprint that won’t fade like your empathy
  • Works under scrubs, PPE, or layers of emotional distance

 

 

🛒 Add to cart — because dissociation is self-care.


Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

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