Small talk? Couldn’t be you. You didn’t choose the night shift for the extra pay — you chose it for the silence. This shirt makes your boundaries clear without saying a damn word.
For the nurse who thrives in darkness and avoids eye contact like it’s contagious.
Details:
Unisex fit — flattering and antisocial
Soft, breathable cotton for those silent 12s
Durable sarcasm print that won’t fade like your patience
Speaks louder than your words (because you don’t want to speak at all)
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
🛒 Add to cart — because talking is optional, but sarcasm is not.
