Hood up. Patience down. You’re not thriving — you’re surviving. And this hoodie is here for all the passive-aggressive chaos that comes with it.
Snuggle into your sarcasm and avoid small talk like a pro.
Details:
•Unisex fit with front pocket for caffeine or trauma
•Drawstring hood for “don’t talk to me” energy
•Soft interior for cold units and colder stares
•A whole vibe for anyone working nights and barely holding on
Care instructions - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
🛒 Add to cart — because your shift may be trash, but your hoodie doesn’t have to be.
