This hoodie doesn’t just keep you warm — it shields your soul from the nonsense. Throw the hood up and mentally disassociate in cozy, caffeinated chaos.
Perfect for anyone one sarcastic comment away from a write-up.
Details:
Unisex fit with kangaroo pocket for snacks or suppressed emotions
Cozy interior for cold units and colder attitudes
Drawstring hood: adjustable judgment shield
Built to survive laundry day and emotional damage
Care instructions - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
🛒 Add to cart — caffeine not included, but the chaos is free.
