Ideal for when it’s 3AM and your body thinks it’s 6PM… in a different time zone… on another planet. This long sleeve is warm, judgmental, and just as confused about time as you are.
Wear it while you disassociate under hospital lighting.
Details:
•Unisex relaxed fit for maximum comfort and chaos
•Lightweight warmth for night shifts and naps in the med room
•Printed with fade-resistant sarcasm
•Works great under scrubs or shame
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: medium heat - Do not iron
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