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“Fluent in Sarcasm, IV Drips, and Bad Decisions” – Funny Nurse Tee
“Fluent in Sarcasm, IV Drips, and Bad Decisions” – Funny Nurse Tee
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Introducing the ultimate Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee, perfect for those who appreciate humor and comfort in their everyday wear. This shirt radiates a fun, relaxed vibe, making it an excellent addition to any casual outfit. Whether you're lounging at home, out with friends, or attending a laid-back gathering, this tee fits seamlessly into your lifestyle. Its witty design is ideal for a variety of audiences—especially those who love to showcase their playful side. Suitable for gifting on occasions like birthdays, holidays, or just because, it’s sure to bring a smile to anyone’s face!
Product features
- Shoulder tape for added stability and comfort.
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances aesthetics.
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape, ensuring durability.
- Made from strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing.
- Ethically sourced 100% US cotton ensures quality and safety.
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Your resume doesn’t list it, but everyone on the unit knows: you’re fluent in sarcasm, skilled with IVs, and a certified pro at questionable life choices. This tee celebrates your real qualifications.
Details:
- Unisex fit for all levels of chaos
- Soft cotton for comfort during poor decisions
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Fade-resistant print for long-term sarcasm delivery
🛒 Add to cart — because bad decisions look better in style.
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