You’re technically awake, mildly responsive, and fully done with everything around you. This shirt is for the nurse who can answer questions, assess vitals, and still roll their eyes in five different languages.
Alert? Barely. Over it? Completely.
Details:
Unisex fit made for sarcasm and short staffing
Soft cotton for emotional breakdown comfort
Bold screenprint that’s more honest than your shift notes
Wears great under PPE, over regret
🛒 Add to cart — because your mental status is stable, but your tolerance is not.
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
