The hood goes up. The patience goes down. This hoodie is for the guy who’s done explaining himself. You’re here to document, not discuss. Comfortable enough for charting. Bold enough to shut people up.
Details:
Unisex fit with kangaroo pocket for snacks, pens, or suppressed rage
Soft fleece interior for burnout survival
Sarcasm-rich graphic for those “did they really just say that?” moments
Machine washable after emotional messes (yours or theirs)
Care instructions - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
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