You didn’t clock in to make friends — you clocked in to sip in silence. This mug gets it. No fake smiles. No small talk. Just caffeine-fueled boundaries.
Perfect for holding hot coffee and hotter contempt.
Details:
11 oz or 15 oz capacity for socially distant sipping
Microwave & dishwasher safe (unlike your tolerance)
Design on both sides, so everyone gets the message
Built for night shift warriors and certified introverts
Care instructions - Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
🛒 Add to cart — because caffeine’s allowed. Conversations are not.
