This is the sweatshirt of a man who’s seen it all and written it better. Warm, no-nonsense, and just salty enough to make management sweat. It’s not rude — it’s accurate.
Details:
Fleece-lined for comfort during audits and eye rolls
Unisex sizing with masculine structure
Durable print that says what you can’t in report
Pairs well with coffee, sarcasm, and short answers
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not iron - Do not dryclean
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