Hood up. Feelings off. This hoodie is soft, sarcastic, and ready for emotional detachment at a moment’s notice. You’re here to respond to codes, not complaints.
Details:
•Unisex fit with masculine tone
•Ultra-soft fleece interior for emotional shielding
•Kangaroo pouch for gloves or snacks, NOT feelings
•Built for night shift, ICU shifts, and “don’t talk to me” vibes
🛒 Add to cart — because your hoodie should match your bedside manner.
Care instructions - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
