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“I Check Pulses, Not Feelings” – Nurse Tee
“I Check Pulses, Not Feelings” – Nurse Tee
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You’re trained to assess vitals — not validate emotions. This shirt says what every guy in healthcare already knows: empathy is optional, charting is mandatory. Perfect for the emotionally unavailable and clinically excellent.
You’ll save a life, but don’t expect a hug after.
Details:
• Masculine fit with bold, blunt energy
• Soft cotton blend for code blues and cold stares
• Screenprinted sarcasm that speaks louder than you want to
• Wears well under scrubs, PPE, and emotional walls
🛒 Add to cart — because you check vitals, not vibes.
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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