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“I’ll Drop an IV and Your Ego in Less Than 30 Seconds” – Men’s Nurse Sweatshirt

“I’ll Drop an IV and Your Ego in Less Than 30 Seconds” – Men’s Nurse Sweatshirt

Regular price $37.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $37.00 USD
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This sweatshirt hits hard and fits even harder. For the guy who’s clinically skilled and emotionally unavailable. It’s warm, savage, and says what your patient satisfaction scores don’t.

 

Details:

Fleece interior for cold units and colder sarcasm

Unisex sizing with a masculine edge

Built for the shift, the flex, and the fallout

Strong enough for trauma bays and break room banter



Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean

 

🛒 Add to cart — because your IVs are clean and your energy is mean.

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