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“You Lift, Bro? I Lift Patients and Trauma.” – Chaos Hoodie for Men

“You Lift, Bro? I Lift Patients and Trauma.” – Chaos Hoodie for Men

Regular price $47.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $47.00 USD
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Hood up. Sarcasm loaded. This hoodie is the official uniform of healthcare workers who lift heavy sh*t and don’t need a spotter. You’re the one they call when a 300-pound patient hits the floor — and you handle it.

 

Details:

Unisex fit with a masculine cut

Kangaroo pouch for gloves, snacks, or emotional baggage

Drawstring hood for “don’t talk to me” energy

Durable, soft, and built to work just as hard as you do


Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

 

🛒 Add to cart — because you lift patients, trauma, and this whole damn unit.

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