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“You Lift, Bro? I Lift Patients and Trauma.” – Chaos Hoodie for Men
“You Lift, Bro? I Lift Patients and Trauma.” – Chaos Hoodie for Men
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Hood up. Sarcasm loaded. This hoodie is the official uniform of healthcare workers who lift heavy sh*t and don’t need a spotter. You’re the one they call when a 300-pound patient hits the floor — and you handle it.
Details:
• Unisex fit with a masculine cut
• Kangaroo pouch for gloves, snacks, or emotional baggage
• Drawstring hood for “don’t talk to me” energy
• Durable, soft, and built to work just as hard as you do
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
🛒 Add to cart — because you lift patients, trauma, and this whole damn unit.
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