Collection: Short Sleeve Shirts
Short Sleeve Shirts: Perfect for when you need to keep things breezy but still sarcastic.
Our short sleeve shirts are designed for the nurse who’s ready to tackle a shift with a dose of dark humor. Whether you're drawing blood, making rounds, or just surviving another chaotic day, these shirts will keep you comfy and your sarcasm game strong. With our bold prints and witty designs, you’ll never be the quiet one in the break room.
From syringes to skulls, we've got a style that matches your mood. Choose your favorite and wear it with pride—because in the world of scrubs, there's no room for boring!
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“This Face? It’s 100% PPE and 0% Patience.” – Sarcastic Nurse Tee
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“I Check Pulses, Not Feelings” – Nurse Tee
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“Running on Empty and Audacity” – Funny Nurse Tee
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“Alert, Oriented, and Absolutely Over It” – Funny Nurse Tee
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“I Came. I Cared. I Dissociated.” – Funny Nurse Tee
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“My Compassion Expired Two Shifts Ago” – Funny Nurse Tee
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“This Shift Sponsored by Spite and Medical Tape” – Funny Nurse Tee
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“Vitals Stable. Nurse Unstable.” – Funny Healthcare Tee
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“This Is My ‘Don’t Ask Me for Sh*t’ Shirt” – Funny Nurse Tee
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Wake Chart Cry Repeat Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee - Casual Graphic T-Shirt for Creators, Gifts for Artists, Inspirational Apparel, Everyday Wear
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“Fluent in Sarcasm, IV Drips, and Bad Decisions” – Funny Nurse Tee
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“Do Not Resuscitate. I’m on a Break.” – Funny Nurse Tee
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“If You Code, I Call It Cardio” – Funny Nurse Tee
Regular price $28.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $28.00 USD - 
                  
“Still Alive? You’re Welcome.” – Funny Nurse Tee
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“I Like My Patients Sedated and Intubated” – Funny Nurse Tee
Regular price $32.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $32.00 USD - 
                  
“CNA Because Nurses Need Backup (And Someone to Blame)” – Funny CNA Tee
Regular price $26.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $26.00 USD